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Fetterman Demands Trump Crack Down On Sonic The Hedgehog
Jack Koltisko 4/14/25 Jack Koltisko 4/14/25

Fetterman Demands Trump Crack Down On Sonic The Hedgehog

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Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack
Jack Koltisko 4/13/25 Jack Koltisko 4/13/25

Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack

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First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space

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New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love

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Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/8/25 Jack Koltisko 4/8/25

Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection

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Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants
Jack Koltisko 4/7/25 Jack Koltisko 4/7/25

Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants

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Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/4/25 Jack Koltisko 4/4/25

Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection

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Forgotten History: George Washington Pictured Dunking Face in Water, Rubbing Banana Peel On Skin Moments Before Battle Of Saratoga
Jack Koltisko 4/3/25 Jack Koltisko 4/3/25

Forgotten History: George Washington Pictured Dunking Face in Water, Rubbing Banana Peel On Skin Moments Before Battle Of Saratoga

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Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session
Jack Koltisko 4/2/25 Jack Koltisko 4/2/25

Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session

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10 Offenses That Will Get You Thrown In Prison For Life As A Straight White Male In England
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

10 Offenses That Will Get You Thrown In Prison For Life As A Straight White Male In England

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Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls

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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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Recently Deceased Man Discovers Heaven’s Bathrooms Only Have Luxurious, Spacious Handicapped Stalls
Jack Koltisko 3/28/25 Jack Koltisko 3/28/25

Recently Deceased Man Discovers Heaven’s Bathrooms Only Have Luxurious, Spacious Handicapped Stalls

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Hypocrite! RFK Jr. Caught Rubbing Teeth With Cheeto Dust In A Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs
Jack Koltisko 3/25/25 Jack Koltisko 3/25/25

Hypocrite! RFK Jr. Caught Rubbing Teeth With Cheeto Dust In A Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs

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Trump Team Relieved Nobody Sent Any Wiener Pics To The ‘War Plans’ Group Chat
Jack Koltisko 3/25/25 Jack Koltisko 3/25/25

Trump Team Relieved Nobody Sent Any Wiener Pics To The ‘War Plans’ Group Chat

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‘Fight Oligarchy’ Rallygoers Confused Why Bernie Sanders And AOC Want To Fight An Old Wooden Ship
Jack Koltisko 3/24/25 Jack Koltisko 3/24/25

‘Fight Oligarchy’ Rallygoers Confused Why Bernie Sanders And AOC Want To Fight An Old Wooden Ship

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Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat
Jack Koltisko 3/21/25 Jack Koltisko 3/21/25

Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat

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CNN Reports ‘Fiery But Mostly Peaceful’ Tesla Bombings
Jack Koltisko 3/20/25 Jack Koltisko 3/20/25

CNN Reports ‘Fiery But Mostly Peaceful’ Tesla Bombings

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Tim Walz Proves Democrats Don’t Have A ‘Masculinity Problem’ By Showing Off Huggies Pull-Ups, Which Are Only For Big Boys
Jack Koltisko 3/19/25 Jack Koltisko 3/19/25

Tim Walz Proves Democrats Don’t Have A ‘Masculinity Problem’ By Showing Off Huggies Pull-Ups, Which Are Only For Big Boys

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Jack Koltisko 3/18/25 Jack Koltisko 3/18/25

Patrick Schwarzenegger Says White Lotus Incest Scene Was Easy After Practicing With Dad All His Life

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