Jack Koltisko 4/20/25 Jack Koltisko 4/20/25

Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea

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Jack Koltisko 4/15/25 Jack Koltisko 4/15/25

Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador

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Jack Koltisko 4/8/25 Jack Koltisko 4/8/25

Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection

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Jack Koltisko 4/7/25 Jack Koltisko 4/7/25

Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants

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Jack Koltisko 4/2/25 Jack Koltisko 4/2/25

Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session

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Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls

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Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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Jack Koltisko 3/25/25 Jack Koltisko 3/25/25

Trump Team Relieved Nobody Sent Any Wiener Pics To The ‘War Plans’ Group Chat

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Jack Koltisko 3/24/25 Jack Koltisko 3/24/25

‘Fight Oligarchy’ Rallygoers Confused Why Bernie Sanders And AOC Want To Fight An Old Wooden Ship

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Jack Koltisko 3/21/25 Jack Koltisko 3/21/25

Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat

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Jack Koltisko 3/20/25 Jack Koltisko 3/20/25

CNN Reports ‘Fiery But Mostly Peaceful’ Tesla Bombings

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Jack Koltisko 3/19/25 Jack Koltisko 3/19/25

Tim Walz Proves Democrats Don’t Have A ‘Masculinity Problem’ By Showing Off Huggies Pull-Ups, Which Are Only For Big Boys

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Jack Koltisko 3/15/25 Jack Koltisko 3/15/25

Gavin Newsom Seductively Turns Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon Into Full-Blown Lefties

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Jack Koltisko 3/11/25 Jack Koltisko 3/11/25

White House Reports Stock Market Has Magically Jumped Back Up With Totally Real, Totally Not Crayon-Drawn Chart

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Jack Koltisko 3/10/25 Jack Koltisko 3/10/25

Musk Rejoices As He Overtakes Trump On White House’s Death Threats Leaderboard

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Jack Koltisko 3/7/25 Jack Koltisko 3/7/25

Power Trip? Trump’s Honorary Secret Service Boy Turns Off Body Cam During Hallway Patrol Altercation

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Jack Koltisko 3/5/25 Jack Koltisko 3/5/25

“This Is Unprecedented!” Cry Democrats Over Something That Happens All The Time

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Jack Koltisko 3/3/25 Jack Koltisko 3/3/25

Ranking The Wildest, Most Memorable State Of The Union Moments Throughout History

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Jack Koltisko 3/2/25 Jack Koltisko 3/2/25

Trump Kicks Zelensky Out Of White House For Siding With Justin Baldoni Over Blake Lively

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Jack Koltisko 2/26/25 Jack Koltisko 2/26/25

RFK Jr. Lets Sick Babies Cough On Him To Prove Measles Isn’t That Bad

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