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Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers
Jack Koltisko 4/25/25 Jack Koltisko 4/25/25

Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers

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Local 5th-Grader Shunned For Not Having Nuanced Opinion On Israel-Palestine Conflict
Jack Koltisko 4/24/25 Jack Koltisko 4/24/25

Local 5th-Grader Shunned For Not Having Nuanced Opinion On Israel-Palestine Conflict

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Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His

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God Asks Pope Francis What All The Gay Stuff Was About
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

God Asks Pope Francis What All The Gay Stuff Was About

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Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea
Jack Koltisko 4/20/25 Jack Koltisko 4/20/25

Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea

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TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers
Jack Koltisko 4/19/25 Jack Koltisko 4/19/25

TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers

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Researchers Discover Smoking Cigarettes Can Cause Getting Massive Amounts Of Pussy
Jack Koltisko 4/17/25 Jack Koltisko 4/17/25

Researchers Discover Smoking Cigarettes Can Cause Getting Massive Amounts Of Pussy

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Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador
Jack Koltisko 4/15/25 Jack Koltisko 4/15/25

Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador

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Fetterman Demands Trump Crack Down On Sonic The Hedgehog
Jack Koltisko 4/14/25 Jack Koltisko 4/14/25

Fetterman Demands Trump Crack Down On Sonic The Hedgehog

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Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack
Jack Koltisko 4/13/25 Jack Koltisko 4/13/25

Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack

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First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space

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New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love

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Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/8/25 Jack Koltisko 4/8/25

Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection

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Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants
Jack Koltisko 4/7/25 Jack Koltisko 4/7/25

Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants

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Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/4/25 Jack Koltisko 4/4/25

Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection

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Forgotten History: George Washington Pictured Dunking Face in Water, Rubbing Banana Peel On Skin Moments Before Battle Of Saratoga
Jack Koltisko 4/3/25 Jack Koltisko 4/3/25

Forgotten History: George Washington Pictured Dunking Face in Water, Rubbing Banana Peel On Skin Moments Before Battle Of Saratoga

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Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session
Jack Koltisko 4/2/25 Jack Koltisko 4/2/25

Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session

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10 Offenses That Will Get You Thrown In Prison For Life As A Straight White Male In England
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

10 Offenses That Will Get You Thrown In Prison For Life As A Straight White Male In England

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Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls

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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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