Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Jack Koltisko 2/27/25 Jack Koltisko 2/27/25

Most Surprising Names In Epstein Files

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Jack Koltisko 11/22/24 Jack Koltisko 11/22/24

Homeless Veterans Overwhelmingly Grateful To Biden For Giving More Money To Ukraine

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Jack Koltisko 11/13/24 Jack Koltisko 11/13/24

Trump Promises To Help Biden Cabinet Members Transition Back Under The Rocks They Came From

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Jack Koltisko 7/21/24 Jack Koltisko 7/21/24

VP Harris Gets Mysterious Call To Leave The U.S. And Report To The Moon To Lead Planet Earth

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Jack Koltisko 6/30/24 Jack Koltisko 6/30/24

Touting Sound Mental Clarity, Biden Announces He Won’t Drop Out Of Obama’s Ticket

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Jack Koltisko 6/22/24 Jack Koltisko 6/22/24

Trump To Manhattan Judge: “You Can Gag On My Order!”

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Jack Koltisko 6/15/24 Jack Koltisko 6/15/24

White House Storage Closet Overflowing With Biden Doubles

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Jack Koltisko 6/4/24 Jack Koltisko 6/4/24

Biden Issues Executive Order To Cut Quota Of Migrant Crossings From 500,000 Per Month To 499,999

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Jack Koltisko 5/28/24 Jack Koltisko 5/28/24

Donald Trump Graciously Accepts Robert De Niro's Offer To “Paint His House”

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Jack Koltisko 5/27/24 Jack Koltisko 5/27/24

White House Celebrates Memorial Day By Honoring Brave Men And Women Who’ve Died In Botched Gender Reassignment Surgeries

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Jack Koltisko 5/17/24 Jack Koltisko 5/17/24

“Rising Crime. Where?” Says Biden To Crowd Of Seagulls From Beach House Balcony

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Jack Koltisko 4/16/24 Jack Koltisko 4/16/24

Biden Removes Star From Iran On Good Noodle Board

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Jack Koltisko 3/30/24 Jack Koltisko 3/30/24

Biden Assigns Special Agent Oswald To Lead RFK Jr.’s Security Detail

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Jack Koltisko 3/24/24 Jack Koltisko 3/24/24

Biden Demands Answers After Repeated Calls To Look Outside For His Refrigerator Running

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Jack Koltisko 3/11/24 Jack Koltisko 3/11/24

Matt Gaetz Still Upset Nobody Noticed His ‘Show Me That Butthole’ Hat At Biden’s SOTU Address

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Jack Koltisko 3/1/24 Jack Koltisko 3/1/24

Trump, Biden Mistakenly Visit South Of The Border

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Jack Koltisko 2/25/24 Jack Koltisko 2/25/24

Biden Pulls Old Page From The Playbook, Reinstates Three-Fifths Compromise For Illegal Immigrants

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Jack Koltisko 2/13/24 Jack Koltisko 2/13/24

Biden Takes Mental Competency Test By Blindly Taste Testing Ice Cream Flavors

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Jack Koltisko 2/7/24 Jack Koltisko 2/7/24

Biden Reassures America That Generals Eisenhower and Grant Are Successfully Leading U.S. Counteroffensive In Iran

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