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Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore
Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore

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NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It
Jack Koltisko 5/7/25 Jack Koltisko 5/7/25

NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It

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Jack Koltisko 2/10/25 Jack Koltisko 2/10/25

Woman Discovers Secret To Making It All About Her By Holding A Finger On Her Eye And Pretending To Hold Back Tears

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Harvey Weinstein Begs Judge To Issue Verdict In Rape Case While He’s Still Awake
Jack Koltisko 1/31/25 Jack Koltisko 1/31/25

Harvey Weinstein Begs Judge To Issue Verdict In Rape Case While He’s Still Awake

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Whoops! MSNBC Reports Trump Is Going To Freeze Foreign Countries And Give Them AIDS In 90 Days
Jack Koltisko 1/28/25 Jack Koltisko 1/28/25

Whoops! MSNBC Reports Trump Is Going To Freeze Foreign Countries And Give Them AIDS In 90 Days

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Coincidence? Trump Named Time’s Person Of The Year 86 Years After Hitler
Jack Koltisko 12/12/24 Jack Koltisko 12/12/24

Coincidence? Trump Named Time’s Person Of The Year 86 Years After Hitler

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Nintendo Releases Sequel To Luigi’s Mansion: Luigi's Ghost Gun 3
Jack Koltisko 12/9/24 Jack Koltisko 12/9/24

Nintendo Releases Sequel To Luigi’s Mansion: Luigi's Ghost Gun 3

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American Nazis Furious At MSNBC For Associating Them With Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, And Indians At Trump Rally
Jack Koltisko 10/30/24 Jack Koltisko 10/30/24

American Nazis Furious At MSNBC For Associating Them With Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, And Indians At Trump Rally

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Trump To Manhattan Judge: “You Can Gag On My Order!”
Jack Koltisko 6/22/24 Jack Koltisko 6/22/24

Trump To Manhattan Judge: “You Can Gag On My Order!”

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Donald Trump Graciously Accepts Robert De Niro's Offer To “Paint His House”
Jack Koltisko 5/28/24 Jack Koltisko 5/28/24

Donald Trump Graciously Accepts Robert De Niro's Offer To “Paint His House”

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“That’s What Happened!” Claims Completely Unbiased Sketch Artist For Depicting Trump Giving Nazi Salute, Strangling A Puppy In Court
Jack Koltisko 5/7/24 Jack Koltisko 5/7/24

“That’s What Happened!” Claims Completely Unbiased Sketch Artist For Depicting Trump Giving Nazi Salute, Strangling A Puppy In Court

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Victory For #MeToo Movement As NY Perverts Stop Groping Women And Just Start Punching Them In The Face
Jack Koltisko 3/30/24 Jack Koltisko 3/30/24

Victory For #MeToo Movement As NY Perverts Stop Groping Women And Just Start Punching Them In The Face

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Trump Visits Amigo Bail Bonds In Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Raise Money For Civil Fraud Penalty
Jack Koltisko 3/18/24 Jack Koltisko 3/18/24

Trump Visits Amigo Bail Bonds In Desperate, Last Ditch Effort To Raise Money For Civil Fraud Penalty

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Chinese Tourists Plead For Directions To ‘Great American City Of Cancel’ To Experience ‘Cancel Culture’
Jack Koltisko 2/10/24 Jack Koltisko 2/10/24

Chinese Tourists Plead For Directions To ‘Great American City Of Cancel’ To Experience ‘Cancel Culture’

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Trump Hires New Legal Team Who Promises “Swift Justice” For Former President
Jack Koltisko 10/25/23 Jack Koltisko 10/25/23

Trump Hires New Legal Team Who Promises “Swift Justice” For Former President

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Last Un-Pranked Man In New York City Reveals Secret To Not Getting Got

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