9 Things That Will Get You Labeled An Anti-Semite
Misspelling ‘Israel’ - Doesn’t matter the context. Misspelling the land of God’s chosen people is akin to spitting in a Jew’s face.
Saying, “It’s really sad to see images of those poor starving children,” to a friend - They’re not starving children; they’re future terrorists.
Listening to Kanye’s new song, ‘Heil Hitler,’ on repeat - Yes, it’s a banger. Yes, it’s hard not to chant the chorus while you’re sitting in traffic. But it’s still too soon.
Asking, “Was it really 6 million?” - Questioning the engineering logistics of Nazi concentration camps is tantamount to commiting genocide.
Googling the definition of ‘war crimes’ - Google knows what you’re thinking of, and NO, what the Israeli government is doing is completely justified because they said so.
Donating to UNICEF - That money will be used to aid starving Palestinians who, if they live, could one day carry out another 9/11. You’re basically funding terrorism.
Telling your friend he’s being “kinda Jewey” when he won’t share his fries - His ancestors had their fries taken away from them when they were forced into cattle cars. Don’t you think you’ve had enough?!
Picking up a penny on the street - President Trump recently signed an executive order designating all street change for Jews.
Asking if something is anti-Semitic - If you have to ask, then it is.