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Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists

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Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now

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Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure
Jack Koltisko 5/22/25 Jack Koltisko 5/22/25

Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure

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New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates

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Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking

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“Don’t Do What I Did” Warns 104-Year-Old Man Who Wishes He Died 30 Years Ago
Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

“Don’t Do What I Did” Warns 104-Year-Old Man Who Wishes He Died 30 Years Ago

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Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving
Jack Koltisko 5/10/25 Jack Koltisko 5/10/25

Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving

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NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It
Jack Koltisko 5/7/25 Jack Koltisko 5/7/25

NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It

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Sign of Hard Times? Stock Image People Looking Increasingly More Stressed Out
Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

Sign of Hard Times? Stock Image People Looking Increasingly More Stressed Out

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Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers
Jack Koltisko 4/25/25 Jack Koltisko 4/25/25

Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers

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TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers
Jack Koltisko 4/19/25 Jack Koltisko 4/19/25

TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers

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Researchers Discover Smoking Cigarettes Can Cause Getting Massive Amounts Of Pussy
Jack Koltisko 4/17/25 Jack Koltisko 4/17/25

Researchers Discover Smoking Cigarettes Can Cause Getting Massive Amounts Of Pussy

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Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack
Jack Koltisko 4/13/25 Jack Koltisko 4/13/25

Radical Toyotathonite Terrorists Kill 34 Hondaday Monks In Devastating Attack

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First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

First All-Female Crew Set To Make History By Bringing Record Number Of Sandwiches To Space

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New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love
Jack Koltisko 4/9/25 Jack Koltisko 4/9/25

New Reality Dating Show Features Midget Influencers On The Spectrum Seeking Visas On An Island In Pods Blindfolded Looking For Love

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Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/8/25 Jack Koltisko 4/8/25

Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection

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Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/4/25 Jack Koltisko 4/4/25

Mattel Introduces KKKanye Doll to Expand Barbie Collection

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Recently Deceased Man Discovers Heaven’s Bathrooms Only Have Luxurious, Spacious Handicapped Stalls
Jack Koltisko 3/28/25 Jack Koltisko 3/28/25

Recently Deceased Man Discovers Heaven’s Bathrooms Only Have Luxurious, Spacious Handicapped Stalls

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St. Patrick Descends From Heaven to Rid Ireland of Snakes Once Again
Jack Koltisko 3/17/25 Jack Koltisko 3/17/25

St. Patrick Descends From Heaven to Rid Ireland of Snakes Once Again

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Terrorist! Arab Gas Station Clerk Intentionally Sets Pumps To Go Slower In The Cold
Jack Koltisko 3/11/25 Jack Koltisko 3/11/25

Terrorist! Arab Gas Station Clerk Intentionally Sets Pumps To Go Slower In The Cold

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