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Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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2nd-Place Cardinal Launches Investigation Into Papal Election Interference
Jack Koltisko 5/9/25 Jack Koltisko 5/9/25

2nd-Place Cardinal Launches Investigation Into Papal Election Interference

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Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls

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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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Liz Cheney Performs Ancient Native American Prayer Dance To Keep The January 6 Ghosts Away
Jack Koltisko 1/5/25 Jack Koltisko 1/5/25

Liz Cheney Performs Ancient Native American Prayer Dance To Keep The January 6 Ghosts Away

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Dems Rue Missed Chance To Check One Off Their Presidential Bingo Card
Jack Koltisko 11/12/24 Jack Koltisko 11/12/24

Dems Rue Missed Chance To Check One Off Their Presidential Bingo Card

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Nation Wondering If We’ll Get New Civil War Uniforms Or Have To Wear Same Blue And Gray Wool Outfits As Last Time
Jack Koltisko 11/5/24 Jack Koltisko 11/5/24

Nation Wondering If We’ll Get New Civil War Uniforms Or Have To Wear Same Blue And Gray Wool Outfits As Last Time

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Harris Campaign Tells Mark Cuban To Stop Interviewing And Just Make Sandwiches For The Staff
Jack Koltisko 11/1/24 Jack Koltisko 11/1/24

Harris Campaign Tells Mark Cuban To Stop Interviewing And Just Make Sandwiches For The Staff

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American Nazis Furious At MSNBC For Associating Them With Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, And Indians At Trump Rally
Jack Koltisko 10/30/24 Jack Koltisko 10/30/24

American Nazis Furious At MSNBC For Associating Them With Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, And Indians At Trump Rally

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Third Time’s The Charm: Kamala Harris Tries To Win Over Young Male Voters With Sexy Calendar
Jack Koltisko 10/29/24 Jack Koltisko 10/29/24

Third Time’s The Charm: Kamala Harris Tries To Win Over Young Male Voters With Sexy Calendar

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Trump’s Message To Anyone Who Tries To Steal The Election: “I Hate Riggers!”
Jack Koltisko 10/21/24 Jack Koltisko 10/21/24

Trump’s Message To Anyone Who Tries To Steal The Election: “I Hate Riggers!”

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Living The American Dream: From Street Hooker To Congresswoman, Nancy Mace Proves That Anything Is Possible In This Country
Jack Koltisko 9/24/24 Jack Koltisko 9/24/24

Living The American Dream: From Street Hooker To Congresswoman, Nancy Mace Proves That Anything Is Possible In This Country

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Oprah Surprises Kamala Harris With One Million Votes Under Her Seat
Jack Koltisko 9/20/24 Jack Koltisko 9/20/24

Oprah Surprises Kamala Harris With One Million Votes Under Her Seat

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Chameleons Hold Press Conference To Distance Themselves From Kamala Harris
Jack Koltisko 9/18/24 Jack Koltisko 9/18/24

Chameleons Hold Press Conference To Distance Themselves From Kamala Harris

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Kamala Harris Takes It A Little Too Far Pandering To The National Association Of Black Journalists
Jack Koltisko 9/17/24 Jack Koltisko 9/17/24

Kamala Harris Takes It A Little Too Far Pandering To The National Association Of Black Journalists

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Super Tolerant Keith Olbermann Unveils Reasonable Plan To Help Dems Win By Putting Trump Supporters In Concentration Camps
Jack Koltisko 9/16/24 Jack Koltisko 9/16/24

Super Tolerant Keith Olbermann Unveils Reasonable Plan To Help Dems Win By Putting Trump Supporters In Concentration Camps

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FACT CHECK: Birther Movement Proves Trump Right Again, It’s Kamabla
Jack Koltisko 9/16/24 Jack Koltisko 9/16/24

FACT CHECK: Birther Movement Proves Trump Right Again, It’s Kamabla

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Putin Admits He Just Supports Whichever U.S. Presidential Candidate Is Sexier
Jack Koltisko 9/16/24 Jack Koltisko 9/16/24

Putin Admits He Just Supports Whichever U.S. Presidential Candidate Is Sexier

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Secret Service Wishing One Of These Shooters Would ‘Get The Job Done’ On Trump So They Can Make It To Happy Hour
Jack Koltisko 9/15/24 Jack Koltisko 9/15/24

Secret Service Wishing One Of These Shooters Would ‘Get The Job Done’ On Trump So They Can Make It To Happy Hour

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VP Harris Gets Mysterious Call To Leave The U.S. And Report To The Moon To Lead Planet Earth
Jack Koltisko 7/21/24 Jack Koltisko 7/21/24

VP Harris Gets Mysterious Call To Leave The U.S. And Report To The Moon To Lead Planet Earth

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