Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a surprising twist, the Supreme Court announced on Friday that President Trump could circumvent the 22nd Amendment and seek a third term, but only in a charity election against former presidents and presidential nominees.

For the first time in American history, people will see their favorite warmongering legends, such as George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Kamala Harris, return to the big stage in a high-stakes battle to raise the most awareness for their over-inflated egos and narcissistic agendas.

According to Chief Justice John Roberts, the election results won’t count, and each candidate will dedicate all donations generated by their campaign to their favorite military defense contractors.

To prevent divisiveness, the Presidential Debate Commission will forgo traditional debates and feature a series of reality game show-like challenges. In these, each candidate will compete against a candidate from the opposing party in mental and physical challenges.

Fans of the charity election are, for example, eager to see President Trump and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton compete against President Obama and Senator Mitt Romney in the blindfolded drawing challenge.

At press time, betting markets listed Michael Dukakis and Al Gore as dark-horse favorites.