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Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay

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Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House

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Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants
Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones

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Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims

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Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill

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Rep. Thanedar Bumped Down A Caste Level After Failed Impeachment Attempt
Jack Koltisko 5/14/25 Jack Koltisko 5/14/25

Rep. Thanedar Bumped Down A Caste Level After Failed Impeachment Attempt

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Republicans And Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports
Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

Republicans And Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports

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Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His

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Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea
Jack Koltisko 4/20/25 Jack Koltisko 4/20/25

Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea

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Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador
Jack Koltisko 4/15/25 Jack Koltisko 4/15/25

Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador

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Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants
Jack Koltisko 4/7/25 Jack Koltisko 4/7/25

Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants

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Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session
Jack Koltisko 4/2/25 Jack Koltisko 4/2/25

Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session

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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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Hypocrite! RFK Jr. Caught Rubbing Teeth With Cheeto Dust In A Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs
Jack Koltisko 3/25/25 Jack Koltisko 3/25/25

Hypocrite! RFK Jr. Caught Rubbing Teeth With Cheeto Dust In A Bathroom Stall Before Meeting With Food Execs

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Trump Team Relieved Nobody Sent Any Wiener Pics To The ‘War Plans’ Group Chat
Jack Koltisko 3/25/25 Jack Koltisko 3/25/25

Trump Team Relieved Nobody Sent Any Wiener Pics To The ‘War Plans’ Group Chat

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Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat
Jack Koltisko 3/21/25 Jack Koltisko 3/21/25

Trump & Bukele Torture Cartel Members By Forcing Them To Listen To Chappell Roan On Repeat

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White House Reports Stock Market Has Magically Jumped Back Up With Totally Real, Totally Not Crayon-Drawn Chart
Jack Koltisko 3/11/25 Jack Koltisko 3/11/25

White House Reports Stock Market Has Magically Jumped Back Up With Totally Real, Totally Not Crayon-Drawn Chart

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