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Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay

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Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims

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Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill

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Sesame Street Cast Gets New Look After Being Acquired By Netflix
Jack Koltisko 5/19/25 Jack Koltisko 5/19/25

Sesame Street Cast Gets New Look After Being Acquired By Netflix

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Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore
Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore

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Saudi Crown Prince Shows Trump Cool New Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Immigrants For Good
Jack Koltisko 5/13/25 Jack Koltisko 5/13/25

Saudi Crown Prince Shows Trump Cool New Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Immigrants For Good

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2nd-Place Cardinal Launches Investigation Into Papal Election Interference
Jack Koltisko 5/9/25 Jack Koltisko 5/9/25

2nd-Place Cardinal Launches Investigation Into Papal Election Interference

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Republicans And Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports
Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

Republicans And Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports

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Trump's Approval Rating Reaches All-Time Low With Purple-Haired, Queer, Racially Ambiguous Women
Jack Koltisko 4/28/25 Jack Koltisko 4/28/25

Trump's Approval Rating Reaches All-Time Low With Purple-Haired, Queer, Racially Ambiguous Women

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Biden Happy To See How Many People Showed Up To His Funeral
Jack Koltisko 4/27/25 Jack Koltisko 4/27/25

Biden Happy To See How Many People Showed Up To His Funeral

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Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His

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Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea
Jack Koltisko 4/20/25 Jack Koltisko 4/20/25

Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea

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Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador
Jack Koltisko 4/15/25 Jack Koltisko 4/15/25

Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador

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Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection
Jack Koltisko 4/8/25 Jack Koltisko 4/8/25

Man Worried That Crumbling Stock Market Will Tank Value Of His Beanie Babies Collection

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Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants
Jack Koltisko 4/7/25 Jack Koltisko 4/7/25

Trump Raises The Stakes On China By Leaving One Star Reviews On Hundreds Of Chinese Restaurants

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Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session
Jack Koltisko 4/2/25 Jack Koltisko 4/2/25

Cory Booker Breaks Record For Most Adult Diapers Soiled In A Senate Session

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Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls
Jack Koltisko 4/1/25 Jack Koltisko 4/1/25

Scott Presler Offers To Send Voters A Lock Of Hair If They Show Up To The Polls

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Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again
Jack Koltisko 3/31/25 Jack Koltisko 3/31/25

Trump Finds “1 Free Extra Term” Coupon In White House Attic As Proof He Can Run Again

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