Trump's Approval Rating Reaches All-Time Low With Purple-Haired, Queer, Racially Ambiguous Women

BOSTON, MA - A recent study from the University of Boston found that President Trump’s approval rating during his first 100 days in office has hit an all-time low among purple-haired, queer, racially ambiguous women of color.

The study surveyed 20 women exiting a "Decolonizing Dance: Twerking to Topple the Patriarchy" class. It revealed that Trump’s approval rating among this group dropped from 1.7% to 0.75%.

Respondents cited several primary concerns, including allegations that President Trump is maintaining a harem of concubines in the White House basement, dehumanizing undocumented MS-13 gang members, and criminalizing obesity. However, their biggest grievance was hearing President Trump’s name, which provoked strong emotional reactions from many participants.

“Don’t ever say that fascist’s name in my presence, or I’ll lose it!” one woman shouted at a pollster. “Are you serious? I’d rather kill my entire family and slit my throat than say anything nice about that man!” another wailed.

According to political analysts, the only thing that qualified as a mark of approval was one respondent who said that Trump reminded her of her dad while not clenching her fists. 

At press time, MSNBC reported that this poll could have significant implications for President Trump and may negatively impact Republican prospects in the midterm elections.