Trump Brings Back Wrongfully Deported Guatemalan Man After Seeing Disastrous State of White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a rare admission of guilt, the Trump administration brought back a Guatemalan immigrant who was wrongfully deported to Mexico.

According to sources, Trump realized he might have made a mistake in deporting some of the Hispanic White House groundskeepers when he discovered the disastrous state of the South Lawn during an afternoon stroll this past weekend.

“I’d like to apologize to Jose Abrejo – Jolly Jose, as we call him,” Trump said at a press conference on Wednesday. “While I stand by my belief that we don’t want these violent, dangerous gang members in our country, there’s something else we don’t want – and that’s a hideous-looking yard. I walked out to gaze at the beautiful flowers the other day and said, ‘What are all these weeds everywhere?’ ‘Why aren’t the hedges trimmed?’ Quite frankly, it was repulsive. So I told them to bring Jose back and put him to work immediately.”

According to official documents, Abrejo was deported after Trump claimed he saw an MS-13 tattoo on his bicep

Abrejo, however, claims that the tattoos represent his daughter, Maria Salma, and the number of league titles his favorite Guatemalan soccer team has won.

At press time, Trump was reportedly heard begging Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele to send more recently deported immigrants after discovering poop stains in his toilet.