Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House

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Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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Jack Koltisko 3/11/25 Jack Koltisko 3/11/25

White House Reports Stock Market Has Magically Jumped Back Up With Totally Real, Totally Not Crayon-Drawn Chart

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Jack Koltisko 2/7/25 Jack Koltisko 2/7/25

Disgusting! Trump’s Press Secretary Gives Upside-Down Nazi Salute At Press Conference

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Jack Koltisko 12/12/24 Jack Koltisko 12/12/24

Coincidence? Trump Named Time’s Person Of The Year 86 Years After Hitler

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Jack Koltisko 3/24/24 Jack Koltisko 3/24/24

Biden Demands Answers After Repeated Calls To Look Outside For His Refrigerator Running

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Jack Koltisko 2/13/24 Jack Koltisko 2/13/24

Biden Takes Mental Competency Test By Blindly Taste Testing Ice Cream Flavors

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