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Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving
Jack Koltisko 5/10/25 Jack Koltisko 5/10/25

Pope’s Brother Hopes He’ll Finally Say Grace At Thanksgiving

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2nd-Place Cardinal Launches Investigation Into Papal Election Interference

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George Pickens Excited For Chance To Win Third Place In NFC East With Cowboys

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Jack Koltisko 5/7/25 Jack Koltisko 5/7/25

NYC Statue Programmed to Shout “Excuseee Me?!” At Passersby Who Don’t Acknowledge It

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Robert Kraft Reminds Justin Tucker That Happy Endings Aren’t Free

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Jack Koltisko 5/5/25 Jack Koltisko 5/5/25

Republicans And Democrats Agree To Ban Women From Women’s Sports

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Sign of Hard Times? Stock Image People Looking Increasingly More Stressed Out

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Trump's Approval Rating Reaches All-Time Low With Purple-Haired, Queer, Racially Ambiguous Women
Jack Koltisko 4/28/25 Jack Koltisko 4/28/25

Trump's Approval Rating Reaches All-Time Low With Purple-Haired, Queer, Racially Ambiguous Women

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Bernie Sanders Buys Another Beach House To Personally Keep An Eye Out For Rising Sea Levels
Jack Koltisko 4/28/25 Jack Koltisko 4/28/25

Bernie Sanders Buys Another Beach House To Personally Keep An Eye Out For Rising Sea Levels

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Shedeur Sanders Told To Go To Browns Field At Midnight For ‘Secret Meeting Of The Pros’
Jack Koltisko 4/27/25 Jack Koltisko 4/27/25

Shedeur Sanders Told To Go To Browns Field At Midnight For ‘Secret Meeting Of The Pros’

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Biden Happy To See How Many People Showed Up To His Funeral
Jack Koltisko 4/27/25 Jack Koltisko 4/27/25

Biden Happy To See How Many People Showed Up To His Funeral

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George Santos Goes Ring Shopping For Future Prison Husband
Jack Koltisko 4/25/25 Jack Koltisko 4/25/25

George Santos Goes Ring Shopping For Future Prison Husband

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Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers
Jack Koltisko 4/25/25 Jack Koltisko 4/25/25

Rude! Bald Man Forgets to Turn Head Off Bright Mode While Driving, Blinds Fellow Drivers

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Local 5th-Grader Shunned For Not Having Nuanced Opinion On Israel-Palestine Conflict
Jack Koltisko 4/24/25 Jack Koltisko 4/24/25

Local 5th-Grader Shunned For Not Having Nuanced Opinion On Israel-Palestine Conflict

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Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

Trump Offers $5k Baby Bonuses For New Mothers, $10k Bonuses If They’re His

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God Asks Pope Francis What All The Gay Stuff Was About
Jack Koltisko 4/22/25 Jack Koltisko 4/22/25

God Asks Pope Francis What All The Gay Stuff Was About

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Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea
Jack Koltisko 4/20/25 Jack Koltisko 4/20/25

Trump Recounts Favorite Bible Verse Where Jesus and the Easter Bunny Battle Leprechauns to Save Judea

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TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers
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TSA Implements Mandatory DNA Sampling for Travelers

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Researchers Discover Smoking Cigarettes Can Cause Getting Massive Amounts Of Pussy

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Chris Van Hollen Speed Runs Duolingo In Preparation For Visit To El Salvador

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