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Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants
Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

“THC Will Transform Your Children Into Satanic Shapeshifting Reptilian Communists” Warns Texas Lt. Governor

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‘The Last of Us’ Wins Award for Best Portrayal of Trans People

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Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones

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Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists

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Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now

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Jack Koltisko 5/22/25 Jack Koltisko 5/22/25

Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure

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Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Their Dreams of Becoming Anarchists, Vandals, and Domestic Terrorists
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Their Dreams of Becoming Anarchists, Vandals, and Domestic Terrorists

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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims

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Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill

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New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

New Orleans Deploys Elite Alligator Special Forces To Catch Remaining Escaped Inmates

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Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking
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Man Slaps Another Bumper Sticker on Car Just in Case People Don’t Know How Much He Loves Hiking

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Sesame Street Cast Gets New Look After Being Acquired By Netflix
Jack Koltisko 5/19/25 Jack Koltisko 5/19/25

Sesame Street Cast Gets New Look After Being Acquired By Netflix

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Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

“Don’t Do What I Did” Warns 104-Year-Old Man Who Wishes He Died 30 Years Ago

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Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore
Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

Comey Blames Sally for Selling Him Death Threat Seashells by the Seashore

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Jack Koltisko 5/16/25 Jack Koltisko 5/16/25

BREAKING: Iran Inches Closer To Nuclear Weapons By Successfully Taking Apart A Microwave And Putting It Back Together

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Rep. Thanedar Bumped Down A Caste Level After Failed Impeachment Attempt
Jack Koltisko 5/14/25 Jack Koltisko 5/14/25

Rep. Thanedar Bumped Down A Caste Level After Failed Impeachment Attempt

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Saudi Crown Prince Shows Trump Cool New Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Immigrants For Good
Jack Koltisko 5/13/25 Jack Koltisko 5/13/25

Saudi Crown Prince Shows Trump Cool New Way To Get Rid Of Illegal Immigrants For Good

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