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California Asks New Mexico If They Want To Trade State Names
Jack Koltisko 6/9/25 Jack Koltisko 6/9/25

California Asks New Mexico If They Want To Trade State Names

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Aaron Rodgers Excited to Wear Jersey That Matches Color of His Soul
Jack Koltisko 6/6/25 Jack Koltisko 6/6/25

Aaron Rodgers Excited to Wear Jersey That Matches Color of His Soul

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Trump Brings Back Wrongfully Deported Guatemalan Man After Seeing Disastrous State of White House Lawn
Jack Koltisko 6/6/25 Jack Koltisko 6/6/25

Trump Brings Back Wrongfully Deported Guatemalan Man After Seeing Disastrous State of White House Lawn

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Maxine Waters Fined $68K After FEC Discovers Hundreds of Campaign Expenses at Monique’s Discount Wig Emporium
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

Maxine Waters Fined $68K After FEC Discovers Hundreds of Campaign Expenses at Monique’s Discount Wig Emporium

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9 Things That Will Get You Labeled An Anti-Semite
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

9 Things That Will Get You Labeled An Anti-Semite

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Colorado Terrorist Claims He Was Just Practicing For Olympic Torch Lighting Ceremony
Jack Koltisko 6/3/25 Jack Koltisko 6/3/25

Colorado Terrorist Claims He Was Just Practicing For Olympic Torch Lighting Ceremony

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Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Trump Celebrates Pride Month By Calling Everyone Gay

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Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House
Jack Koltisko 6/2/25 Jack Koltisko 6/2/25

Gay Community Confused By Weird Looking Pride Flag Put Up At White House

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Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants
Jack Koltisko 5/30/25 Jack Koltisko 5/30/25

Sources Reveal Auto-Pen Allegedly Responsible For Shitting Biden’s Pants

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Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

Elon Musk Awkwardly Gives White House Staffers Elbow Bumps On The Way Out

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“THC Will Transform Your Children Into Satanic Shapeshifting Reptilian Communists” Warns Texas Lt. Governor
Jack Koltisko 5/29/25 Jack Koltisko 5/29/25

“THC Will Transform Your Children Into Satanic Shapeshifting Reptilian Communists” Warns Texas Lt. Governor

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‘The Last of Us’ Wins Award for Best Portrayal of Trans People
Jack Koltisko 5/27/25 Jack Koltisko 5/27/25

‘The Last of Us’ Wins Award for Best Portrayal of Trans People

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Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Obama Pays Special Memorial Day Tribute to America’s Fallen Drones

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Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election
Jack Koltisko 5/25/25 Jack Koltisko 5/25/25

Supreme Court Allows Trump and Obama to Run For Third Term In Charity Election

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Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Charlie Kirk Quietly Nibbles on Crayon While Debating College Leftists

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Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now
Jack Koltisko 5/23/25 Jack Koltisko 5/23/25

Woman Confident Hiring Manager Will Reach Back Out Any Second Now

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Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure
Jack Koltisko 5/22/25 Jack Koltisko 5/22/25

Young Couple Excited to Close on First Open House Brochure

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Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Dreams of Becoming Domestic Terrorists
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

Columbia Commencement Speaker Encourages Graduates To Fulfill Dreams of Becoming Domestic Terrorists

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“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims
Jack Koltisko 5/21/25 Jack Koltisko 5/21/25

“It’s Not Genocide If We Don’t Consider Them Human Beings,” South African President Claims

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Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill
Jack Koltisko 5/20/25 Jack Koltisko 5/20/25

Shotgun-Wielding Trump Pressures Massie Not To Hurt His “Big, Beautiful” Tax Bill

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